urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor Ex Cathedra (Out of the arm-chair) Parker 2009-11-22T19:38:10Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:4246 1 2006-05-22T03:02:58Z 2009-11-22T19:37:44Z <table style="border-spacing: 0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 640px; border: #333 solid 1px; background-color: #000;"> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;">Opening Connection to &szlig;.4.5-23</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;">05.10.2337</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #000; width: 100%; height: 287px; text-align: center; color: #FFF;"> <td colspan="2" style="font-size: 11px;"><img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2669/16087vi.gif" alt="Thoth" width="141" height="118" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /><br />1<br /></td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px; width:100%; padding: 2px;">CAS.qterm//CyberAcme Systems, Inc.</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;">&lt;931.461.60231.14.vt920&gt;</td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><table style="border-spacing: 0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 640px; border: #333 solid 1px; background-color: #000;"> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override)</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">05.10.2337</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #000; width: 100%; height: 284px; color: #FFF;"> <td><img src="http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3505/105018av.gif" alt="knife" style="border:0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td> <td style="font-size: 10px; padding-top: 1em;" valign="top"><tt>"Well, there was this knife, more aptly described as a broadsword, and I see, well, I was swinging down the street on my way to a movie and this guy, yeah. He was about six foot eight and huge. He was holding this knife, only to me, I would describe it as a broadsword, something from the Knights of the Round. Before he can even open his mouth, he collapses. Meanwhile, I can barely lift a finger to put the toupee back on his glossy head because I'm shaking so much.<br /><br />He was vomiting and I knew that he was alive because he kept saying something like 'durability' between convulsions. What happened next was really bizarre. Both ends of the street flood with black-suited men, just like in a movie.</tt><br /></td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px; padding: 2px;">PgUp/PgDn/Arrows to Scroll</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">Return/Enter to Acknowledge</td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><table style="border-spacing: 0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 640px; border: #333 solid 1px; background-color: #000;"> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override)</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">05.10.2337</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #000; width: 100%; height: 284px; color: #FFF;"> <td><img src="http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3505/105018av.gif" alt="knife" style="border:0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td> <td style="font-size: 10px; padding-top: 1em;" valign="top"><tt>These men look tough and pissed off, the eyes behind their sunglasses are probably cold as my hands are getting. I feel like my heart has stopped, I'm so damn scared. As they start to inundate the street in black, they move with one will.<br /><br />I figure that I'm dead anyway, so I reach down for the blade. The blade is being covered by his vomit, but the hilt is clean. I can hear the men getting excited, but I can't stop. My fingers slide around the leather hilt which is oddly cold...</tt><br /></td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px; padding: 2px;">PgUp/PgDn/Arrows to Scroll</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">Return/Enter to Acknowledge</td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><table style="border-spacing: 0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 640px; border: #333 solid 1px; background-color: #000;"> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"> Disconnecting...</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">05.10.2337</td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #000; width: 100%; height: 284px; color: #FFF; text-align: center;"> <td colspan="2" style="font-size: 11px; width: 640px;"><img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2669/16087vi.gif" alt="Thoth" width="141" height="118" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /><br />1<br /></td> </tr> <tr style="background-color: #270000; color: #FF0000; width: 100%;"> <td style="font-size: 11px; padding: 2px;">CAS.qterm//CyberAcme Systems, Inc.</td><td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;">&lt;931.461.60231.14.vt920&gt;</td> </tr> </table><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:295 Test 2004-05-15T17:47:11Z 2009-11-22T19:38:10Z This is a test. 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