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  <title>Ex Cathedra</title>
  <subtitle>(Out of the arm-chair)</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Parker</name>
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  <updated>2006-05-22T03:02:58Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:4246</id>
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    <title>1</title>
    <published>2006-05-22T03:02:58Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T03:02:58Z</updated>
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;"&gt;Opening Connection to &amp;szlig;.4.5-23&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;"&gt;05.10.2337&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px; width:100%; padding: 2px;"&gt;CAS.qterm//CyberAcme Systems, Inc.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px; width: 100%; padding: 2px;"&gt;&amp;lt;931.461.60231.14.vt920&amp;gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;05.10.2337&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 10px; padding-top: 1em;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;tt&gt;"Well, there was this knife, more aptly described as a broadsword, and I see, well, I was swinging down the street on my way to a movie and this guy, yeah.  He was about six foot eight and huge.  He was holding this knife, only to me, I would describe it as a broadsword, something from the Knights of the Round.  Before he can even open his mouth, he collapses.  Meanwhile, I can barely lift a finger to put the toupee back on his glossy head because I'm shaking so much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was vomiting and I knew that he was alive because he kept saying something like 'durability' between convulsions.  What happened next was really bizarre.  Both ends of the street flood with black-suited men, just like in a movie.&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;  padding: 2px;"&gt;PgUp/PgDn/Arrows to Scroll&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;Return/Enter to Acknowledge&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;05.10.2337&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3505/105018av.gif" alt="knife" style="border:0; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td style="font-size: 10px; padding-top: 1em;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;tt&gt;These men look tough and pissed off, the eyes behind their sunglasses are probably cold as my hands are getting.  I feel like my heart has stopped, I'm so damn scared.  As they start to inundate the street in black, they move with one will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I figure that I'm dead anyway, so I reach down for the blade.  The blade is being covered by his vomit, but the hilt is clean. I can hear the men getting excited, but I can't stop.  My fingers slide around the leather hilt which is oddly cold...&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;  padding: 2px;"&gt;PgUp/PgDn/Arrows to Scroll&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;Return/Enter to Acknowledge&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt; Disconnecting...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;05.10.2337&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td colspan="2" style="font-size: 11px; width: 640px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2669/16087vi.gif" alt="Thoth" width="141" height="118" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style="font-size: 11px;  padding: 2px;"&gt;CAS.qterm//CyberAcme Systems, Inc.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" style="font-size: 11px;padding: 2px;"&gt;&amp;lt;931.461.60231.14.vt920&amp;gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:3516</id>
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    <title>Bling!</title>
    <published>2005-04-06T01:56:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-26T04:21:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">As much as a clan vid this may appear to be, it is too good to pass up on the marathon references. If you are also a Halo 2 addict, you'll love it too. Some language and mature themes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://futuristicsexrobotz.com/dont_make_us_kick_your_ass.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://venus.walagata.com/w/viraldoctor/bling.jpg" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(click pic)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAHA!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW: Here's where I found it, gotta give credit where it's due.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font: 9pt sans;"&gt;References:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] futuristicsexrobotz. "[No Title]". Internet: &lt;a href="http://futuristicsexrobotz.com/dont_make_us_kick_your_ass.html"&gt;http://futuristicsexrobotz.com/dont_make_us_kick_your_ass.html&lt;/a&gt;, Apr. 4, 2005 [Apr. 5, 2005].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[2] Cellophane01. "Futuristic Sex Robotz ([info]fsr) Halo Song &amp; Video (heavily cross-posted)." Internet: &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/bungie_marathon/12934.html"&gt;http://www.livejournal.com/community/bungie_marathon/12934.html&lt;/a&gt;, Apr. 5, 2005 [Apr. 5, 2005].&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Fear my IEEE citation style, BITCHES (;&lt;/span&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:2688</id>
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    <title>A Dream of Sleep</title>
    <published>2005-03-28T08:03:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-28T08:04:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Why am I awake?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ask myself this too often, it seems. Sleep is for the privileged; I seem to be exempt. For the past couple nights I wander around the house, looking for purpose. Sometimes I sit on the deck just past midnight, and stare out to the city. The city seems beautiful, it's lights casting a gentle orange glow over the horizon. So grand, and so bright. As bright as it is, I still realize that most people would be sleeping right now. I envy them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I walk back inside, and try not to wake the dog. I fail, she opens her eyes and asks me why I'm awake. I honestly don't know the answer. I shuffle up to my room, and stare at the silence that pervades my possessions. Dust covers most of the surfaces. I take off my shirt, pants and socks; because it's much too warm to wear them. I tilt open my blinds, and see a quiet neighbourhood. Sleeping. I crack the window open a bit, and the cool night air brings in the sounds of the railways a couple clicks away. I close my blinds, and keep the street lamps glare out. Slipping into bed, I stare at the ceiling. At the dresser. At the clock. It's red letters shine out, softly casting a glow on the night stand. I gradually drift off to sleep, and my mind takes me away…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:2504</id>
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    <title>Mr. Berton</title>
    <published>2004-10-20T23:01:47Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-28T08:04:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/videos/rmmr_celebritytip_pierreburton.mov" title="Video" target="_blank"&gt;Hey Mr. Berton, what is the best way to roll a joint? (4.4MB)&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:2059</id>
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    <title>Empowered!</title>
    <published>2004-10-20T14:34:31Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-20T14:34:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am empowered! I have used my radical abilities to remove spam comments from my blog, and will continue to do so. In the future, comments advertising other communities without a meaningful message will be... &lt;em&gt;expunged&lt;/em&gt;.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:viraldoctor:734</id>
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    <title>Nigritude Ultramarine</title>
    <published>2004-05-17T13:19:12Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-17T13:19:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">What is &lt;a href="http://www.top-frog.com/nigritude_ultramarine/nigritude-ultramarine/nigritude-ultramarine.php" target="_blank"&gt;Nigritude Ultramarine?&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Test</title>
    <published>2004-05-15T17:47:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-15T17:47:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This is a test. There is no need to be alarmed. Please proceed to you nearest bomb shelter as per your drill instructions. Thank you.</content>
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